Seahawks Dominate Giants to the tune of 23-0, a tune in this case sung by Twitter

Today’s Seahawks Twitter recap is shorter than most because I had a Christmas party to go to during the second half, but from what I could tell by what I saw on the muted TV at the party, I didn’t miss a ton in the second half.

Giants win toss and defer, so Seahawks will get ball first.

— Bob Condotta (@bcondotta)

 

1^st quarter

Turbin back to receive kickoff and kneels the touchback. Here we go!

— Seattle Seahawks (@Seahawks)

 

After a Marshawn Lynch run.

Through one play, sounds like there are more Seahawks than Giants fans in the Meadowlands this morning

— Jacson Bevens (@JacsonBevens)

 

Golden Tate is a good athlete.

Think about the last time you tried to jump while running and then remember what that looked and felt like.

— Chris T. Masname (@30AcreFortress)

 

First drive ends.

Pass to Baldwin is two yards short so Seahawks will punt.

— Bob Condotta (@bcondotta)

Another fair catch of a Seattle punt so Giants will start on their own 15.

— Bob Condotta (@bcondotta)

 

Clinton McDonald is having a season for a guy who wasn’t on the team the beginning of the season.

McDonald starting for McDaniel, who was sick this week. Good pressure on first down and Manning throws it away.

— Bob Condotta (@bcondotta)

 

Pressure ends Giants first drive.

Eli Manning needs a nap dot gif

— Chris T. Masname (@30AcreFortress)

SACK! there to down Manning on 3rd down. Giants go three and out on their first offensive series.

— Seattle Seahawks (@Seahawks)

I forgot how funny Eli looks taking a sack. Most awkward pro athlete in history.

— Fake Adrian Hanauer (@FakeAdrianH)

Probably about 50-60 percent full here, for what it's worth. Pretty dead atmosphere so far.

— Jayson Jenks (@JaysonJenks)

. gives Seahawks great field position on the punt return. Seattle takes over at the New York 42.

— Seattle Seahawks (@Seahawks)

 

Commercials.

That Bud Light Superbowl cruise looks like a massive frat boy puke fest.

— Kim Sharpe Jones (@seattlekim)

Marshawn Lynch is powerful.

Marshawn Lynch turns defenders into Pez dispensers.

— Sonics Faithful (@Jome20)

Lynch gives photographers at least one beast mode pose every game. Shoves his hand into DBs face with authority

— Brian Nemhauser (@hawkblogger)

Prince Amukamara finds out what 's hand tastes like. stiff arm on the flat pass gains 11.

— Seattle Seahawks (@Seahawks)

 

Golden Tate drop ends second drive.

https://twitter.com/KingFelixsCourt/status/412285256608141312.

Tate kills me. He's really good, wants to be treated &paid like a #1 guy, but makes one of those plays a game where you just shake your head

— Kyle Rancourt (@KyleRancourt)

 

Steven Hauschka good on a 49 yard field goal attempt. Seahawks lead 3-0.

49-yard FG attempt is good. On the board now, lead Giants 3-0 with 8:33 left in 1Q. Drive went 5 plays for 11 yards in 2:00.

— Liz Mathews 710 ESPN (@Liz_Mathews)

Good guys strike first. 3-0 ! Steven Hauschka is now 28 of 29 this year. Automatic.

— KOMO News (@komonews)

 

Remember Josh Wilson? Here’s what he’s up to.

Steven Jackson destroys Josh Wilson. http://t.co/yggI1bWVhX

— SB Nation GIF (@SBNationGIF)

 

Another punt for the Giants.

Tate fair catch at his own 7.

— Bob Condotta (@bcondotta)

/watches Golden Tate call for a fair catch /checks sky for signs of apocalypse /settles nervously back into couch

— Jacson Bevens (@JacsonBevens)

 

Robin Thicke song penetrates broadcast.

I sure have some blurred lines looking deep into Russell Wilson’s facemask

— M@ (@SeattleDoorMatt)

 

Marshawn Lynch, sometimes safety valve for Russell Wilson.

Houdini escapes the pocket and finds his outlet in for a gain of 22.

— Seattle Seahawks (@Seahawks)

Wow. Wilson magic…. not many guys can do that. So awesome

— Dave Softy Mahler (@Softykjr)

Now is the moment you throw the controller if this were a video game. Unfortunately for the , no resets.

— Danny 710ESPNSeattle (@BrocknDanny)

Are we sure that Marshawn Lynch was on the field for the start of that play? He didn't just step in off the sideline did he?

— Seattle Sportsnet (@alexSSN)

 

Another pass to Lynch on third down. Generous spot challenged by Giants, who win the challenge. Fourth down. Punt results in a touchback.

Marshawn Faulk.

— Casey McLain (@CaseyMcLain34)

Wilson flares it out to Lynch who leaps and appears to get the first down.

— Bob Condotta (@bcondotta)

Giants are challenging spot.

— Todd Dybas (@Todd_Dybas)

Marshawn looks short in the swaps of Jersey… Coughlin should win this challenge. Ball should be spotted at the 48.

— Mike Pereira (@MikePereira)

Tom Coughlin held that challenge flag in his hand as if he just blew his nose in it

— Steve Sandmeyer (@SteveSandmeyer)

I think that might be the worst punt result the Seahawks have had in several games.

— M@ (@SeattleDoorMatt)

 

Byron Maxwell removes ball from Victor Cruz‘s hands. Interception.

He just took his cookies!

— Matt Holt-ish (@TheMattHolt)

Teams are testing Maxwell a lot. So far, he has two picks in his last three games and has held up.

— Jayson Jenks (@JaysonJenks)

Your reminder that Byron Maxwell is the 4th-string CB on this team. Secondary deeper than a stoner's thoughts at 2am.

— Jacson Bevens (@JacsonBevens)

Byron Maxwell is playing well enough to make it difficult for Browner or Thurmond to get starting jobs back when they return.

— Tim Booth (@ByTimBooth)

 

2^nd Quarter

End first quarter. Seahawks up 3-0 and with the ball.

— Bob Condotta (@bcondotta)

At the end of the 1Q, Seattle with 100 yards, 70 of those passing. Wilson went 7-8, long of 22, rating of 103.1

— Liz Mathews 710 ESPN (@Liz_Mathews)

 

This about Paul McQuistan.

McQuistan RT : He’s as “worthless as tits on a boar hog,” as a southern friend of mine would say.

— M@ (@SeattleDoorMatt)

 

Golden Tate is a weirdo.

Tate does not call for the fair catch and gets drilled at the 19. Hangs on to the ball, though. So, he's got that going for him.

— Seattle Seahawks (@Seahawks)

 

You’re funny, ESPN.

Once again, the ESPN employee who updates their Sportscenter app is drunk. pic.twitter.com/klyImQ1uYY

— John McCallum (@johncmack)

 

Another Seahawks punt.

Rare punt return against Seahawks but it doesn't go far, officially 4 yards. Giants start on own 34.

— Bob Condotta (@bcondotta)

 

Richard Sherman interception. Just don’t throw to Richard Sherman.

Richard Sherman is just sick..maybe the best I've seen with my own eyes? D Sanders and Lester Hayes-esque

— seaks (@seaks)

Sherman moves into a tie for second in the NFL in interceptions with his fifth.

— Todd Dybas (@Todd_Dybas)

It amazes me that people keep throwing the 9-route against Richard Sherman. Got to be one of the lowest-probability plays in the book

— Danny Kelly (@FieldGulls)

 

Russell Wilson big pass to Doug Baldwin.

Russell Wilson and DVOA both love Doug Baldwin this year.

— Casey McLain (@CaseyMcLain34)

 

After another big pass from Wilson, a touchdown run from Marshawn Lynch. Seahawks lead 10-0.

TOUCHDOWN ! Amazing power by Beastmode! Bust out the Skittles. 10-0 Hawks here in just a second after review.

— KOMO News (@komonews)

 

Tony McDaniel in the game.

DT Tony McDaniel didn't start, but is on the field for this series. Drew a holding penalty.

— Danny 710ESPNSeattle (@BrocknDanny)

 

Jeremy Lane has the flat handled today.

Great play by Lane to sniff out the third down screen and Giants will punt.

— Bob Condotta (@bcondotta)

 

Another Giants punt.

Two-minute warning and the Seahawks have the ball 3rd and 6 at their 38 leading 10-0.

— Seattle Seahawks (@Seahawks)

 

Too soon.

Seattle lost Boeing HQ but added DB factory RT : Opinion: Jeremy Lane now looks better as slot corner than Walter Thurmond

— Mike Sando, ESPN.com (@SandoESPN)

 

Golden Tate with a first down catch. Ended up being a pentalty, but was then followed by a 31 yard pass to Marshawn Lynch.

Wilson third down scramble finds Tate, who fights for first down to the 46.

— Bob Condotta (@bcondotta)

Goooooood gravy, Marshawn is gonna have 100+ receiving today huh?

— Chris T. Masname (@30AcreFortress)

 

Touchdown pass to Golden Tate negated by penalty. Tate was out-of-bounds while running his route.

Touchdown to Tate being called back due to illegal touching. Looks like Tate went OB before catching pass in end zone.

— Bob Condotta (@bcondotta)

 

Steven Hauscka good from 44 yards. Seahawks lead 13-0, and this post potentially gets worse as I leave for a Christmas party.

https://twitter.com/Todd_Dybas/status/412302916049858561

 

Halftime

Marshawn Lynch's 73 yards receiving in first half. Career high is 78 yds receiving vs. Tennessee earlier this season.

— Tim Booth (@ByTimBooth)

Wilson seems too apt to run today, especially given that there hasn't been almost anything there all day. Now no time outs.

— Chris T. Masname (@30AcreFortress)

 

2^nd Half (When I was at a Christmas party)

(This stuff was tweeted while I was at a Christmas party, so I apologize if I have it out of sequence or misinterpreted)

 

Victor Cruz makes a scary catch.

Oooooh… Victor Cruz just got planted with his head bouncing off the turf.

— Curtis Crabtree (@Curtis_Crabtree)

He did not control that ball through the catch.

— Brian Nemhauser (@hawkblogger)

Concussion

— Sean Kramer (@kramdawgsean)

Movement from the ball as it touches ground means it's an incompletion.

— _BVM (@_BVM)

Kinda cool how Seahawks trainer/coach ran out on the field to immediately stabilize Cruz when he landed hard near Seattle sideline

— Danny Kelly (@FieldGulls)

 

Another Byron Maxwell interception.

Byron Maxwell now has three interceptions in two weeks. Entering today that would tie him for 18th in the league. He's started three games.

— Curtis Crabtree (@Curtis_Crabtree)

 

Seahawks secondary is good.

Victor Cruz & Hakeem Nicks: 3 catches Richard Sherman & Byron Maxwell: 4 catches

— Jacson Bevens (@JacsonBevens)

Unofficial stat but Seahawks must lead the league in intimidation drops.

— John Morgan (@LesserNesser)

Sounds like the four or five Giants fans in the stadium were really frustrated with the no call on the PI there. Could grow to a tiny mob.

— John Morgan (@LesserNesser)

 

It got out of hand.

With 7:35 remaining in regulation, Giants have the ball 1st&10 on their 25 and trailing Seahawks 23-0.

— Seattle Seahawks (@Seahawks)